{"id":3848,"date":"2012-06-24T21:33:58","date_gmt":"2012-06-24T11:33:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hifi-writer.com\/wpblog\/?p=3848"},"modified":"2012-06-24T21:33:58","modified_gmt":"2012-06-24T11:33:58","slug":"rocks-and-the-people-who-sell-them","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hifi-writer.com\/wpblog\/?p=3848","title":{"rendered":"Rocks and the people who sell them"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was going to write something nasty about a device called The Exorcist<\/a> from a company called The Gryphon<\/a>. But I’ve had mine for quite a few years, so I thought I’d better check if it was still a current product.<\/p>\n

Well one of the first links I checked had itself an intriguing link to the VibraPortal ‘device’. I followed this to see what it could all be about. It turns out that this is a device that its vendors claim ‘will clean the system with mechanical energy using our proprietary crystal formulas.’<\/p>\n

The entry level model (‘designed to liquify your music to give a smooth and addicting listening experience’) costs only $199. The next level up comes in two varieties and costs $299. But the creme-de-la-cr\u00e8me ‘Earth’ model will set you back $1,295.<\/p>\n

Surely it’s worth it since it delivers these benefits over the $299 model:<\/p>\n